quietlyprim:

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

armchair-factotum:

bi-finnskywalker:

lesbianadineross:

http-danvers:

thechronicleofshe:

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark

ruinmylifewhydontyou:

hungry-skeleton:

thedivisionbell1994:

tiktokstowatch:

othercat2:

twitblr:

Test that hypothesis if you want to but you ain’t gon like the reported data! (x)

…I now feel that “test that hypothesis if you want but you ain’t gon like the reported data” must be what a Vulcan dock worker might say before kicking someone’s ass in a bar fight.

best-of-funny:

andthenewt:

theklllers:

wugs:

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU

martheh:

Sit Sit Stability

wonszu:

sneakyfeets:

thenatsdorf:

Who needs a mouse when you have a desk weasel. [source]

I love how it looks like it’s just existing at several frames faster than the human hand

I love that lil face <3

library-mermaid:

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.